Had to do it (text posts) to em (BG3 gang + Volo)

Part 2

"The Pale Elf"

Non-ascended Astarion my beloved

ASTARION.

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main

found a brothel in Baldur's Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I've ever seen

my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

just discovered something really good

of course astarion gets mad early game when you do nice things for no reason. can you imagine getting out of the hell he was in and discovering that the world is awash in kindness, just never for you? the gods do answer prayers, just never your's. people go on long, dangerous quests for strangers with no reward guaranteed, but you just never saw those people. now that youve already done the impossible and escaped, you can see that rivers of sympathy and compassion flow all over but for some reason they always dried out before they reached you. where was all this good in the world when you needed it most?

i would be spitting mad